Shipping

We ship via Hover Goat Express, USPS, and occasionally just yell your order into a canyon and let fate do the rest. Expect your gear in 2–7 business days, or when the stars align over Court 3.

If your order arrives covered in glitter, smelling like nacho dust, or with bonus stickers of shirtless anime referees—that’s intentional. We don’t do boring.

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